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Bar Bug  Fly in Plastic Ice Cube - You put this in your friends drink and they will think that they have a real fly trapped in an ice cube in their drink, yuck!

Bullet Hole Stickers Sheet of 24 - These are so realistic people try to put their finger in the hole! Weatherproof and washable, these fake bullet hole "peel and stick" stickers are made from quality vinyl and are even removeable and reusable! They peel off easily with no damage to the surface they were stuck on.

Bill Note Money Snatcher - Bill Snatcher Instructions: Attach the end of the cord with clear tape to the paper money or other light object. Pull the string out almost to the end. Press the round button in the center of the metal disk to prevent the string from re-winding until you're ready. Place the object where you want it. When you're ready for the surprise re-wind, just release the button and watch the thing you attached fly back into your hand.The cord is 21 inches or 53cm long.

Burp Belch Powder - You mix the powder into your victims drink or food and it will make them Burp.

Horror Acting Stage Blood Capsules - These are sure to cause a fright! Simply place a capsule in your mouth and when bitten you will appear to have blood oozing from your mouth. Packet contains four capsules.

Cigarette Stink Loads – These are so much fun. They are small pellets that you hide in someone's cigarette or cigar. They make the cigarette taste awful and will make the smoker cough and the smoke stink. The smoker will wish he had given up smoking long ago. You get 6 cigarette loads per pack.

Fake Cigarette Burn - This looks like a real cigarette that has made a burn mark. You can put this novelty product on any surface and it will look as if someone has left a cigarette there and it has been burning away.

Dirty face Black Soap Bar - This looks like an ordinary small bar of soap but it's not. You leave it for someone else to use and when they wash with it, instead of being clean afterwards it will make them look dirtier because when you wash with it, it makes your skin go a brown/black colour!

Double Suction Cup - Prank someone using this Double Suction Cup! Make a cup stick to the saucer, or a cup stick to the table for example. The used for this are endless.

Car / Van Exhaust Whistle - This a great gadget that you fit inside someone's exhaust pipe on their car, motorbike or van. To fit it in place you just spread the flanges until it fits snugly in the exhaust pipe. Your victim doesn't know what you have done to their car. When they drive the car they will hear a loud whistling sound following them wherever they drive! You just remove it to use it again.

Fake Parking Penalty Notice - Simply put the fake penalty charge notice into the supplied polybag, and then place it on the windscreen of the car, under the wiper. You can write something on the back to prank the victims. Includes 6 parking penalty notices + 6 individual self-adhesive bags.

Fart Powder - You mix the powder into your victims drink or food and it will make them Fart!

Fart Whistle - You just blow it and fart noises will be produced by the whistle.

Chinese Finger Trap - The object of this intriguing puzzle is to put a finger from each hand into the 5 inch long tube and then remove them without damaging it. It may sound easy but unless you know the secret the tube will stop you removing your fingers! The instructions to remove your fingers: the harder you pull the tighter the tube will grip your fingers and you won't be able to get them out, you need to slide your fingers out slowly and gently and they will come out quite easily.

Fake Pretend Chewed Chewing Gum - This is very realistic piece of fake chewing gum that can be stuck anywhere using the self adhesive strip on the back of the chewing gum.

Fake Cola Powder - You put this powder into a glass of water and it turns it into a liquid that looks like cola. It looks like real cola but it tastes horrible!

Fake Beer / Lager Powder - You put this powder into a glass of water and it turns it into a liquid that looks like beer. It looks like real beer but it tastes horrible!

Folding Spoon - Trick your friends with this joke folding spoon! Put this trick spoon out with their dinner and they will make a mess! When they try to eat with it the food will drop off the spoon when the spoon bends. The spoon is about the same size as an ordinary teaspoon, 14cm long by 2.8cm at its widest point.

Fake Fried Egg - Serve this delicious looking morsel at your next breakfast and watch the confusion unfold! It is made of plastic and measures 11xm long by 7cm wide.

Generic Condom - It's a box containing one real condom with the hilarious words on the box 'Generic Rubbers - For Cheap F*ckers'. We all know the type of person who buys the absolute cheapest of anything they can find just to save a few pence, this is ideal for them!

3 Glow in the Dark Condom Pack - These condoms which are made by EXS, are 100% electronically tested, and are CE and Kite marked so they meet all British standards and are safe to use. Their size is 190mm x 53mm and they are latex rubber condoms with non-spermicidal lubricant. To make them glow you just shine a bright light on them for about 45 seconds.

Gelling Joke - You put this powder into someone’s drink and within seconds it turns the drink into a thick gel! It does not matter what the drink is as it works on any liquid.

Hand Buzzer - You just wind it up and wear it on your finger, no need for batteries. It's always ready for action. It gives your victim a shock when they shake your hand. It's only 3cm or 1 inch in size and light enough to carry in your pocket, handbag etc.

Male Hear No Evil Earplugs - Instant nag relief for men! These are real ear plugs hilariously packaged as relief for men from nagging women! They offer temporary 100% relief while you are wearing the ear plugs from, Nagging Wives, Bitchy Girlfriends, PMS Attacks, Mother in Laws and Diarrhoea of the Mouth. These are recommended for: Men Contemplating Marriage, Newlywed Men, Veterans of Marriage and any man in a Relationship.

Female Hear No Evil Earplugs - These are real ear plugs hilariously packaged as relief for women from nagging men! They offer temporary 100% relief while you are wearing the ear plugs from Inane discussions about cars & computer games , Snoring boyfriends and husbands , Pathetic chat up lines , Patronising bosses and Men droning on and on. These are recommended for Women Contemplating Marriage , Newlywed Women , Veterans of Marriage , Any women interacting with men.

Fake Horror Blood – This is a 20ml bottle of fake blood. Great for acting, Halloween and for playing jokes and pranks.

Itch Powder - You put this hilarious powder down someones back, pants, or on their clothes etc and then wet yourself with laughter as they start to itch and scratch themselves!

Aphrodisiac Love Potion - This is a novelty aphrodisiac love potion, it supposedly gives an aphrodisiac effect when mixed with a hot drink and drunk. An aphrodisiac is a substance which is used in the belief that it increases sexual desire. Makes a great joke present for someone who doesn't get much 'action'!

Magic Colour Changing Mood Lipstick - This is a real lipstick that will change colour with your mood. You apply it just like an ordinary lipstick but as your mood changes throughout the day so will the colour of the lipstick you are wearing! They come in 6 different colours which are pink, purple, orange, green, yellow and blue but the colour quickly adapts to suit your mood. Please note that will send a random colour unless you request a specific colour but remember the colour of the lipstick will change when worn anyway.

Nail Trick – Using the adhesive stickers supplied, you can make this nail appear to go through any object such as a chair, table, mobile phone, ipad, you name it. The possibilities are endless, and the look on someone's face when they think you drove a nail through one of their valuables is priceless!

Nail through bandaged finger - It makes it look like you have a nail through your finger. Comes with bandage with fake blood on it and can be used again and again to fool your friends.

Over the Hill Golf Tees - This is a set of 6 black plastic Over the hill Golf Tees. These novelty golf tees are made in the shape of a curvy naked woman. As the package says, “Now you should be able to keep your eye on the ball!” Great for old people, oap’s, people retiring etc.

Naked Lady Shape Golf Tees - This is a set of 6 different coloured plastic Naked Lady shaped Golf Tees. The golf tees are made in the shape of a curvy naked woman and come in several different colours. As the package says, “Now you should be able to keep your eye on the ball!”

Over the Hill Condom - It's a box containing one real condom with the hilarious words on the box 'Over the Hill Rubbers - 1 Years Supply, Contents One'. Great to embarrass older people and people who don't get much 'action' anymore.

Party Poo fake toilet seat turd - These are great fun, just leave it on any toilet or anywhere else where your victim will see it and they will get the shock of their lives! It's light brown in colour and looks just like the real thing. It's about 4 inches or 10cm long and 1 inch or 2.5cm wide.

Pet Dog Cat Fake Poo - It's light brown in colour and looks like the real thing. Ideal to play jokes on people. The poo is 2 inches or 5 cm across and because it's plastic it can be reused as many times as you want so it can give you years of fun. You can just pick it up and move it.

Fake Puff Smoking Cigar - These look like a real burning cigar complete with scorch marks and ash. The cigar is filled with white powder.You blow into one end of the cigar and a puff of smoke appears from the other end (the smoke is the powder being blown out). Each pack contains one puff cigar which is 4 inches or 10cm long. They come packaged with instructions. Please note that there might be some white powder inside the packaging the cigar comes in. This is from the packaging process in the factory and has not leaked out of the cigar and doesn't mean that you have received a damaged cigar.

Fake Puff Smoking Cigarette - These look like a real burning cigarette complete with scorch marks and ash. The cigarette is filled with white powder. You blow into one end of the cigarette and a puff of smoke appears from the other end (the smoke is the powder being blown out). Each pack contains 2 puff cigarettes. Please note that there might be some white powder inside the packaging the cigarettes comes in. This is from the packaging process in the factory and has not leaked out of the cigarettes and doesn't mean that you have received damaged cigarettes.

Fake Pretend Poo Pen - This is a joke novelty pen. The pen is 4 inches or 10cm long and is comfortable to write with. Just in case you wondered, these are real working pens so you can use them just like you would a normal pen!

Razor Blade through Finger – Just push this onto your finger and it looks like you have a razor blade embedded in your finger.

Rocket Balloons – You blow these up with the plastic tube provided and these balloons make an unbelievable and loud screeching noise when you let them go. Includes 2 reusable balloons and instructions.

Fake Pretend Rattlesnake Eggs Design 1 - This is a noise and vibration joke that works by making people think the envelope contains hatched rattlesnakes. The envelope looks like a real envelope containing 12 rattlesnake eggs. You wind an elastic band around and around a washer inside the envelope and then the trap is set as the washer lies flat in the envelope. When someone opens the envelope to look inside the washer can unwind and a loud rattle sound is produced as well as a vibration. It's quite scary and shocks the life out of you when you don't know it’s a joke and think there may be baby rattlesnakes which are venomous in the envelope!

Fake Pretend Rattlesnake Eggs Design 2 - This is a noise and vibration joke that works by making people think the envelope contains hatched rattlesnakes. The envelope looks like a real envelope containing rattlesnake eggs. You wind an elastic band around and around a washer inside the envelope and then the trap is set as the washer lies flat in the envelope. When someone opens the envelope to look inside the washer can unwind and a loud rattle sound is produced as well as a vibration. It's quite scary and shocks the life out of you when you don't know it’s a joke and think there may be baby rattlesnakes which are venomous in the envelope!

Snotty Runny Nose - You put the wing ended side of this device inside your nose and it stays in place and you let the other end hang down out of your nose. It then looks like you have a long string of snot hanging down from your nose!

Million Dollar Bill - These are quality replica Million Dollar Bills. They look like real US bills.

Snappy Chewing Gum – This contains a mouse trap style device. When they try to take a piece of chewing gum from the pack it delivers a surprising snap to their fingers.

Spilled Ketchup Sachet – This is a plastic prop that you leave somewhere so the victim thinks that ketchup has leaked out onto their property making a terrible mess.

Spilled Mustard Sachet - This is a plastic prop that you leave somewhere so the victim thinks that mustard has leaked out onto their property making a terrible mess.

Squirt Cigarette Lighter - You fill this lighter with water and then you can offer to light someone's cigarette, you then squeeze the lighter and the other person gets squirted with water!

Squirt Chewing Gum - You fill this fake pack of gum with water and then you offer someone a piece, you then squeeze the pack and the other person gets squirted with water!

Squirt Chocolate Bar - You fill this fake bar of chocolate with water and then you offer someone a piece, you then squeeze the pack and the other person gets squirted with water!

Sticky Poo -    Funny fake dog poo that is sticky & soft to touch but not warm. It does not smell of poo. Sticks to most surfaces and is 6cm long by 6cm wide by 2cm in height. Please note, this item is made from oil based products so care should be taken with it to avoid damage / stains.

Glass Stink Bombs Box of 3 – Each Stink Bomb comes in a glass container. THEY REALLY DO STINK! Crush them, throw them or stamp on them to break the glass and activate the smell.

Magic Trick Thumb Tip – Adult Size plastic thumb tip for performing magic tricks.

Whoopee Cushion – Classic fart toy. Just blow it up and sit on it. One random colour supplied.

Wolf Whistle - Just blow into this device and it produces a wolf whistle sound.

Instant Growing Worms - Keep a couple of these small pellets on you when you go out for drinks with your friends. Put one into their drink and watch it grow to 8cm or 3 inches in length in a few seconds! You get 4 worms per pack. These are not real worms but they are the next best thing - fast foam expanding replicas. When the worm is expanded you can still keep it to use again and again although they only expand once. The worms will not harm the victims drink in any way at all so their drink will not be wasted. They work in all types of liquid, wine, beer, spirits, tea, coffee, water etc.

Hot Toothpicks - You offer one of these to someone who thinks it's an ordinary toothpick, then you wet yourself with laughter as you watch their face as they feel the heat! The longer they chew, the hotter it gets! Pack of 3.

Cigarette bangers - Place one of these inside the end of a cigarette or a cigar, pass the cigarette on to your friend and watch as this creates a bang that'll have your friend throwing away the cigarette and jumping in shock. A perfect sneaky trick to create lots of laughs.

Sneezing Powder - Throw in the air in front of your victim’s face, not in their face and then laugh as they start sneezing.

Spider and Fly - Realistic looking Plastic Spider and Fly for playing jokes on people.

Wobbly Pencil - When somebody goes to use it they will be confused to find the lead seems to not want to write at all . The point is made or rubber so you can’t write with it.

Magic Relighting Candles - Pack of 10 magic trick relighting candle are perfect for restaurants, birthday parties, weddings etc. INSTRUCTIONS: After lighting candles, allow them to burn about 60 seconds before blowing them out. After the flame is blown out, the candle will relight automatically. This may be repeated over and over again. You just can’t blow them out! CAUTION: TO EXTINGUISH, PUT CANDLES IN WATER. Be sure the flame is completely extinguished before putting candles away.

Wiggley Worms - A realistic fake earth worm

Loaded Dice - The pack contains 2 Dice, one loaded and one normal. The loaded dice will always land on 6. Imagine the fun you can have with these playing tricks on family and friends. You can also cheat at gambling with these!

Hot Teabag - Make a nice cuppa with this 'special' tea bag and give it to your desired victim! This tea bag does contain tea, although it’s also laced with dried chilli pepper! Sure to give your victim a hot and harsh surprise when they take a drink!

Pimples and Warts - You get one of each per pack. Stick these to your face to fool your friends.

Blue Mouth Sweets (Pack of 3) - Turns your victim’s mouth, tongue and teeth blue.

Hot Sweets (Pack of 3) - These taste hot and will have your victim begging for water.

Garlic Sweets (Pack of 3) - These garlic flavoured hard boiled sweets are perfect to pull a prank on some poor unsuspecting victim! The taste of garlic is overwhelming and literally like biting into a raw garlic clove.

Fart Sweets (Pack of 3) - Offer unsuspecting friends and family an innocent brown sweet, let them get their chops around it and then wait as your victim suffers from terrible flatulence! Gruesome, but very funny!

Soap Sweets (Pack of 3) - Wash their mouth out with these disgusting soap flavoured sweets.

Fish Flavour Sweets (Pack of 3) - Tasty looking sweets with a revolting fishy flavour .

Smelly Feet Flavour Sweets (Pack of 3) - They look like your normal everyday sweet, so someone's guaranteed to fall for this prank and be punished with the horrible smelly feet taste!

Hot Flavour Chewing Gum - These taste hot and will have your victim begging for water. Pack of 4 sticks of gum.

Salt Sweets (Pack of 3) - Ordinary looking sweets with a disgusting and powerful salty flavour.

Cotton Bud with Ear Wax - A fake cotton bud. A disgusting joke to leave lying around the house for your victim to find.

Bullet through Window Joke - There are 2 parts to this joke. The first is a sticker which you stick on a window to make the window look like it has a bullet hole in it. The second part is a plastic bullet that you stick in the middle of the fake hole you have created in the window. The bullet is stuck on with a self adhesive pad which is included. There are 2 of the fake bullet hole stickers, 2 of the self adhesive pads and 1 fake plastic bullet included so you can use this joke twice.

Joke Winning Scratch Card - You get 3 different joke scratch cards per pack, each one is a winner. Very Funny Joke.

Fake Lit Cigarette Ends - These look like 2 almost fully smoked cigarette ends / butts.

Snappy Bug Gum - Are you tired of people asking you for a piece of your gum? Then get yourself one of these Snappy Gum packs. It looks like an ordinary pack of gum but when your victim goes to take a piece of gum, they will trigger a mouse trap style device that will snap down onto their fingers and also release a creepy crawly for that extra scare! This will make your victim think twice before asking you for their next piece of chewing gum!

Cockroach in Candy / Sweet - This is a funny prank. Especially at Christmas time when you've got one of those big tubs of chocolates. Why not throw a few of these in? Or just give this innocent looking sweet to your victim. When they unwrap the wrapper, a fake cockroach is waiting to give them a huge surprise. The cockroach is dark brown rubber and very realistic looking. Please note the sweets wrapper colour will vary.

Cockroach Cookie Fake Biscuit  - A fake biscuit with a fake cockroach attached to the bottom of it with cord. Place the biscuit facing upwards on a plate and when someone lifts the biscuit up the cockroach will be lifted up with it and scare the victim.

Fake Saliva / Spit  - A fake blob of spit, leave it somewhere as a joke.

Magic Mystery Jumping Beans - Place these little pill shaped beans in the palm of your hand, then by tilting your hand back and forth the beans will then skip and jump about in unpredictable ways, almost like they have a life of their own!  Watch as they flip over and over, stand on end and even seem to leap out of your hand if you aren't careful! Each pack contains 3 jumping beans.

Jumping Bandaged Finger -  A classic retro joke! Show someone your heavily bandaged finger, tell them it was an awful accident and when they lean it to have a closer look at your injured finger, BOING!! it shoots off the end of your finger towards them! It has a spring inside so you hold it on to your finger and release to launch it at your victim! Can be reused time and time again.

Flies on the Wall   - This is a pack of 6 realistic looking fake flies, each one with their own name.

Fake Car Scratch Sticker – This is a sticker that you stick on someone’s car to make it look like someone has scratched it. One sticker per pack and it is easily removable but is not reusable.

Horrible Bloody Finger – A fake plastic finger. You put your real finger inside it and it looks like you have a bloody and bandaged finger.

Water Bombs Quantity of 40 – This is for 2 packs of 20 water bombs so 40 water bombs in total. Classic joke and still loads of fun to be had with these. Just fill them with water, tie the top and away you go.

Blood Sweets (Pack of 3) - Turns your victims mouth, tongue and teeth red.